Michael Phelps Diet - Dietician Suggests Only One Change

Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps may have an appetite for gold, but he has a bigger appetite for food.
“They say he took in 10,000 to 12,000 calories a day,” said St. Mary’s dietician Tammy Fumousa.
Phelps’ typical breakfast is three fried egg sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayo, one five-egg omelet, a bowl of [...]

Monday, August 18th, 2008

The Michael Phelps Diet is Making Me Fat!

Dear Abby:
I’m on the Michael Phelps eating plan and I don’t understand why I need a forklift to get out of bed and don’t have ripped abs.
Signed,
Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
Dear Cuckoo,
I’m surprised you don’t have ripped stretchmarks. Write back after you’ve worked out along side the human dolphin for a month.
Abby
Phelps, 23, will [...]

Thursday, August 14th, 2008