The Michael Phelps Diet is Making Me Fat!
Dear Abby:
I’m on the Michael Phelps eating plan and I don’t understand why I need a forklift to get out of bed and don’t have ripped abs.
Signed,
Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
Dear Cuckoo,
I’m surprised you don’t have ripped stretchmarks. Write back after you’ve worked out along side the human dolphin for a month.
Abby
Phelps, 23, will [...]